Raise the anchor and lock ‘n load, scallywags, because Silver Lining Interactive and Ciaran Games LLC have officially announced that the gloriously violent retro FPS Captain Wayne – Vacation Desperation will blast onto PC via Steam on November 25, 2025!
Hand-drawn, drenched in gore, and louder than a cannon broadside, Captain Wayne – Vacation Desperation is an over-the-top cocktail of old-school shooter carnage and cartoon chaos with a salt-sprayed twist. This isn’t your typical holiday cruise; it’s a bloodbath on the high seas, captained by a cigar-chomping menace with a shotgun arm and zero patience for scurvy dogs.
And the best part? The final demo is out now! Get your final taste of the mayhem in the Balena Resort demo, where Wayne’s arsenal of absurd weapons meets sun-soaked slaughter. It’s the last stop before launch, so grab the demo, unleash hell, and don’t forget to wishlist Captain Wayne – Vacation Desperation on Steam to be ready when he drops anchor this November.
A Blood-Drenched Voyage for Vengeance
Stranded on Orca Isle after a brutal ambush, Wayne’s vacation plans have gone straight to Davy Jones’ locker. Now it’s all-out war against the ruthless mercenary gang known as the Killer Whales. From chain-gun fingers to explosive Boom Brew, fruity-but-deadly coconuts to bone-crunching fists, Wayne’s arsenal ensures the only thing deeper than the ocean will be the enemy body count.
And if that’s not enough to send shivers down your spine, there’s always the Captain’s shotgun arm – “Ol’ Reliable”, bolted on after a deadly scrap with the fabled Vampire Whale. With that kind of firepower, vengeance isn’t just coming, it’s tidal.
A Treasure Chest of Carnage
- A brutal, stylized cartoon gore-fest, because who said bloodshed can’t be beautiful?
- 8 massive, enemy-packed zones across treacherous Orca Isle.
- An arsenal of absurdly over-the-top weapons, fine-tuned for maximum mayhem.
- A relentlessly chaotic soundtrack, louder than a storm at sea.
- Hand-drawn, fully-voiced cinematics that bring Wayne’s twisted quest to life.
So what are ye waiting for, landlubber? The Killer Whale scumbags aren’t going to explode into chum by themselves. On November 25 Captain Wayne – Vacation Desperation storms Steam. Download the final demo and Wishlist now… or get ready to walk the plank.
